Kick me baby, one more time!

The little bugger STILL hasn't shown signs of life and I'm starting to imagine all sorts of bizarre and horrible possibilities. I don't know what to do now, do I ingest large amounts of sugar and caffeine and hope that she'll come around? Do I just wait it out and hope for the best? Or do I call the doctor and cry like crazy, hoping she'll let me come in just to make sure that everything's ok? I definitely feel like calling someone and crying like crazy.